I’m a guy

Aight i'm done guys get the flamethrower

Darth Vader: noooooo

Welcome, @Deleted User.

@OffensiveTaco alright hitler

If you were forced to do either of these which would you choose?

A) Do pelosi's makeup
B) Sew Bidens pants
Or
C) Lick Cuomos boots

C

A

I dont wanna start off the day with joe biden vibes😂

Do I have to make physical contact

I want to go by the river
And put a blanket on the grass
I'll pour my heart and soul
Into your wine glass
I'll kiss you for an appetizer
And love you for the meal
Then I'll ask for your hand in marriage
As I look up lovingly and kneel
I wanna take you on a picnic
A picnic of love under the blue sky above
Love, Love, Love
Even the ants and the squirrels
They can tell we're in love
My heart soars like
The wing of a dove
We'll take a walk
Through the forests and the trees
And then we'll lie down
With the birds and the bees
I wanna take you on a picnic
A picnic of love under the blue sky above
Love, Love, Love

Wow! That's actually the smallest Trump rally crowd I've ever seen. They really did downsize it

Yes

A) Make Pelosi look the part

GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER

Captain salt?

Clown makeup

Gas

Yessss

Yep

Uh oh

Gas gas gas

Clown around

XD

Uh in that case probably A even though the makeup would be gasoline because she's a liver spotted demon

I’m gonna breathe the gas

That's the smell of pine sol baby

Oh no

XD

Nah

Ur saying it wrong

Right

Its bobs

I would do her makeup too

I want to go by the river
And put a blanket on the grass
I'll pour my heart and soul
Into your wine glass
I'll kiss you for an appetizer
And love you for the meal
Then I'll ask for your hand in marriage
As I look up lovingly and kneel
I wanna take you on a picnic
A picnic of love under the blue sky above
Love, Love, Love
Even the ants and the squirrels
They can tell we're in love
My heart soars like
The wing of a dove
We'll take a walk
Through the forests and the trees
And then we'll lie down
With the birds and the bees
I wanna take you on a picnic
A picnic of love under the blue sky above
Love, Love, Love

But as I'm doing it I would set her face on fire

@OffensiveTaco https://media.giphy.com/media/CJCNdPcgcuGRO/giphy.gif

when i was youngew, i was p-pwagued by wet d-dweams of Homew Simpson. i didn't find him attwactive at aww, but he wouwd show up in mwy dweamscape, bwutawwy nude, awnd da n-next ding i-i knew i w-wouwd wake up tuwu find dat i hawd bedwet dick. da p-pwobwem was ampwified in cowwege, whewe mwy woommate was abwe t-tuwu smeww mwy noctuwnaw emissions awnd got concewned at deiw fwequency. aftew yeaws of s-sweeping in c-cummy sheets awnd shame, i f-finawwy took action. i b-buiwt a makeshift sex doww tuwu wook wike Homew awnd hawd vigowous, sweaty sex wid iwt untiw i cummed in hiws yewwow ass. aftew dat, no mowe H-Homew

Though it might not melt since its petrified

wood