🥃

Idk a white claw or something whatever I can find in fridge

I saw this in my town's 4th of July parade

is that elvis?

Tbh looks like it

Drinking coffee here (it is not even 8am yet)...

20 years ago I might had have a bourbon this early but I got old 😦 🙂

hey 20 years ago i was -6 months old.

@Violence is beauty {MACA} yep

Twenty years ago I was older than you are now 😦

i was gonna say something else but my brain was like not connecting

Michelle Obama is the least attractive man I've ever seen in my life, don't worry, I would know, I have a mirror.

i don't know man i've seen ugly men

Just because Michelle has a massive penis it does not mean he is not a woman. 😐

there's no proof of that

you can't have a ween without being a man.

No proof of what? That he is a woman?

there's no proof he is blessed.

lol

Yeah... I have seen footage of Big Mike adjusting herself. As far as I know wammens generally don't have to do that 🤣

the dong

As we say here in Aus, "Crikey, that's a big one!"

@Violence is beauty {MACA} who

no it could be a cup, like they wear in football

😩 damn it’s bigger than mine

STOP SIMPING OVER MR MICHELLE. talking to you @Deleted User

Ok I’m just waiting for the moment to meet Obama and feet hin

you can't simp on a dude

wait

nvm

lol

i have and trust me you can

Lol I’m just trying to get to Michelle’s wife

Ew

D:

Ok I must eliminate him and open the gate

What’s behind the gate

obama be a whistler

obama is not actually black. he talks like a white he ain't black

I'm going to make a celebration day on the day he dies

Nah, jk lol