But the non coolest country

hey now, I'm a child of the 70's/80's and the bee gees were gods. I remember as a kid carrying around the SNF double album with me

vinyl even

Those dudes ate soy before it was fashionable.

Event it wants to kill u

Kangeroos

Fun fact, the Australian accent originated from a drunk, slurred British accent

Spiders

Ur mom

Hillary

@Deplorable Me You're supposed to time chest compressions with the song Staying Alive lol

although Australian possums are surprisingly cute

Everything in Australia tries to kill you - even the trees.

They are adorable compared to north american ones

Australia, I have walked alongside Wide Scott Morrison.

that's cause NA possums are gangsta af

Australia has very cute animals, but is also the pit for all nightmare animals

Australia doesn't have poison ivy or poison sumac. Lol

> Everything in Australia tries to kill you - even the trees.
@Deleted User *Vietnam flashbacks*

Our possums will try to rip your throat out though...

Other wide presidents strive to be me

White?

not I

Oh wide

I'm covered in poison ivy again lol

Not white

Ahh, the manchineel tree

Whobama

oh

he didnt say white

The absolute worst plant in existence

Wide Obama was an interesting character to walk with.

no no no, im white obama

Some ppl are saying that Michelle Obama is actually a man

she is

And it isn't even in Australia

she has a penis

Lmao

i woul dknow

No, she wears depends

im obama