Message from @KumquatLord

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2020-07-05 23:16:54 UTC  

@Deplorable Me You're supposed to time chest compressions with the song Staying Alive lol

2020-07-05 23:16:57 UTC  

although Australian possums are surprisingly cute

2020-07-05 23:17:05 UTC  

Everything in Australia tries to kill you - even the trees.

2020-07-05 23:17:06 UTC  

They are adorable compared to north american ones

2020-07-05 23:17:11 UTC  

Australia, I have walked alongside Wide Scott Morrison.

2020-07-05 23:17:22 UTC  

that's cause NA possums are gangsta af

2020-07-05 23:17:24 UTC  

Australia has very cute animals, but is also the pit for all nightmare animals

2020-07-05 23:17:24 UTC  

Australia doesn't have poison ivy or poison sumac. Lol

2020-07-05 23:17:25 UTC  

> Everything in Australia tries to kill you - even the trees.
@Deleted User *Vietnam flashbacks*

2020-07-05 23:17:27 UTC  

Our possums will try to rip your throat out though...

2020-07-05 23:17:34 UTC  

Other wide presidents strive to be me

2020-07-05 23:17:42 UTC  

White?

2020-07-05 23:17:45 UTC  

not I

2020-07-05 23:17:46 UTC  

Oh wide

2020-07-05 23:17:51 UTC  

I'm covered in poison ivy again lol

2020-07-05 23:17:51 UTC  

Not white

2020-07-05 23:17:54 UTC  

Ahh, the manchineel tree

2020-07-05 23:17:55 UTC  

Whobama

2020-07-05 23:17:57 UTC  

oh

2020-07-05 23:18:01 UTC  

he didnt say white

2020-07-05 23:18:01 UTC  

The absolute worst plant in existence

2020-07-05 23:18:11 UTC  

Wide Obama was an interesting character to walk with.

2020-07-05 23:18:22 UTC  

no no no, im white obama

2020-07-05 23:18:22 UTC  

Some ppl are saying that Michelle Obama is actually a man

2020-07-05 23:18:26 UTC  

she is

2020-07-05 23:18:27 UTC  

And it isn't even in Australia

2020-07-05 23:18:29 UTC  

she has a penis

2020-07-05 23:18:30 UTC  

Lmao

2020-07-05 23:18:32 UTC  

i woul dknow

2020-07-05 23:18:33 UTC  

No, she wears depends

2020-07-05 23:18:34 UTC  

im obama

2020-07-05 23:18:35 UTC  

Ah ha

2020-07-05 23:18:40 UTC  

I knew kt

2020-07-05 23:18:41 UTC  

It

2020-07-05 23:18:42 UTC  

I'm not kiddint

2020-07-05 23:18:45 UTC  

Also fuck Michelle, she ruined school lunches

2020-07-05 23:18:47 UTC  

Btw

2020-07-05 23:18:50 UTC  

Oh no

2020-07-05 23:18:50 UTC  

Well

2020-07-05 23:18:52 UTC  

Well Joan Rivers said that michelle was a man then died shortly after that "accidentally"

2020-07-05 23:19:01 UTC  

Yeah