Message from @KumquatLord
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@Deplorable Me You're supposed to time chest compressions with the song Staying Alive lol
although Australian possums are surprisingly cute
Everything in Australia tries to kill you - even the trees.
They are adorable compared to north american ones
Australia, I have walked alongside Wide Scott Morrison.
that's cause NA possums are gangsta af
Australia has very cute animals, but is also the pit for all nightmare animals
Australia doesn't have poison ivy or poison sumac. Lol
> Everything in Australia tries to kill you - even the trees.
@Deleted User *Vietnam flashbacks*
Our possums will try to rip your throat out though...
Other wide presidents strive to be me
White?
not I
Oh wide
I'm covered in poison ivy again lol
Not white
Ahh, the manchineel tree
Whobama
oh
he didnt say white
Wide Obama was an interesting character to walk with.
no no no, im white obama
Some ppl are saying that Michelle Obama is actually a man
she is
And it isn't even in Australia
she has a penis
Lmao
i woul dknow
No, she wears depends
im obama
Ah ha
I knew kt
It
I'm not kiddint
Also fuck Michelle, she ruined school lunches
Btw
Oh no
Well
Well Joan Rivers said that michelle was a man then died shortly after that "accidentally"
Yeah