O.O

I almost fell down right now. But 23andMe says I have this power gene. So the floor came up to meet my feet.

Can you tell I am not sober?

I was off from work yesterday and I decided not to go in today

23 and me says I'm part caveman

lol

bring her along and you save money on a translator <:KEK:795742276549607456>

did you call in sick, or just not show up to work?

@dimidarn I find their results questionable. After all, aren't we all out of Africa? This thing says I am 300% white. Impossible.

I haven't decided which one I'm going to do. But I'm going to use today to get another job

Must have mixed some DNA there dude.

sounds good 👀 good luck. you mentioned you had a job interview a few weeks back, no?

lol I did drink some Kool-Aid right before.

I haven't heard back so I'm going to keep on trying to get a job

jeez help us god please

ah, i see. good luck 👀

I see people ignore me if I refer to them as "babe." lol That just makes them cuter. 🙂

Now no more heroes to follow!

Who and why are you calling people babe

It was a compliment on the ESL.

wdym babe?

No

lol

👀

I'm a guy

Bam

no homo?

Gayyy

technically, "babe" is applicable to both genders

You people discust me

babeeee

discust <:KEK:795742276549607456>

lol Lucario, it was the Pineapple about her command of language.

Despicable

._. that's mean

Deplorable me!

discust

Thank you for that. 🙂 Babe.

Disgoost

no problem babe

Ngl after 2016 I literally don’t hear deplorable as an insult anymore