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> The original Thing, not the other Thing
@mikeflarkin you sound like Biden LOL

I'm not gonna ruin it for you

@Maggiemac311 that's kinda what I was going for lol

@Maggiemac311 for once he was grammatically correct

> The original Thing was great1
@Maggiemac311 May I say, doggo tongue?

if Biden was talking about John Carpenter's movies we wouldn't be memeing him

True

sadly, he's just senile 😐

Or Craven

If Biden just started talking about really good horror movies he might have a tiny bit of respect from me

Joe, we care about you, retire and don't embarrass yourself anymore.

talking bout Eraserhead at the DNC

Lemme get out my Jason masks

During the debates one of the questions is "Blair Witch Project, or Paranormal Activity?"

"I love David Lynch" - Joe Biden

> Joe, we care about you, retire and don't embarrass yourself anymore.
@KyrosTheWarrior I agree, it's really sad how he is being played.

ßoom

Paranormal activity.

Paranorman.

Pararoman

No that's an actual movie.

Blair Witch was legitimately scary to me when I was a kid, because I lived not far from where it was set and we had woods behind our house

I was a little annoyed when I found out that was literally all marketing

I have a funny story abouth Paranormal Activity. I was just about to the end of the movie and it went to fuzzy screen. I didn't realize until later that that was NOT the end of the movie.

Comedy/Horror/Animation about zombies.

I have a funny story about the last Twilight movie

Not the Twilight series with the vampires I hope

What other is there?

I was thinking Twilight Zone.

oh

ya right

So when it came out, the woman I was dating had a friend that was visiting that was really *really* into the Twilight movies. She wanted to go see the last movie on opening night, and wanted to take my gf, who wanted me to go. So it's midnight, I just worked a long shift installing cable, and I was tired as hell and not exactly stoked to be there.

So we go into the movie, sit down, the movie starts, and the next thing I know, the credits are playing. I start looking around confused, like "why isn't anyone else reacting?" Well it turns out I fell asleep after the first two minutes and they couldn't wake me up, but I woke up literally about 2 seconds before end credits started rolling and didn't realize I'd been asleep.

bruh

So in other words - you didn't miss anything

Your mind saved you!

A few people were giving me dirty looks, which confused me at first, until they said that I had been snoring, and farting, quite loudly throughout the movie.

ROTFL

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You sure you didn't have a stroke?