major homies

there's probably a number company laundering both families money

and you guessed it: in Bahamas

Bruh the 2020 presidential debates will be lit af

aye

can't wait

Fun fact, one of the best ways to launder money is to open up a laundromat.

it's not false

Not even joking about that

i know

That's why it was called laundering.

many small time and big time crooks do launder money with a laundromat front

it's called legit front, racket back

It's like an organized crime mullet

aye

> Fun fact, one of the best ways to launder money is to open up a laundromat.
@mikeflarkin - no, best way is to date a Clinton 🙂

it's the lowest form of laundering money tho

you get much more work done with banks

Yes, but then you face issues down the line with tooth decay from all of the times you had to vomit after kissing one of them.

the Caribbean banks 🙂

Mike you crack me up XD

> @mikeflarkin - no, best way is to date a Clinton 🙂
@AmyMememaker
Lmao you couldn't pay me a million dollars to date that gremlin they call Chelsea Clinton

Mike is funnier than most comedians on Netflix

including Chris D'elia

I'd need at least 10 million, per year, WITH DENTAL, retirement benefits, stock options, the whole 9 yards, and then I'd still quit immediately after "training."

Bruh tom segura is fucking HILARIOUS

aye

I'd rather open a hot dog stand for a mafia family

FOOT LONGS! FOOTLONGS!

Get you foot long!

I bet you anything Bill Clinton smells like moth balls and old taco meat.

mickey dees

he admitted its his fave fast food joint

rotten bic mac sauce on the breath

Ivanka Trump talking to Chelsea Clinton - "You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good." 👌 👈

hehehe

Chelsea inherited from the "horse" side of the family

the Rodhams....

I wouldn't wanna dip my gene pool in that thing, yikes!

Monica loves bills "rodham"

aye