Bill Clinton's foreskin for congress!!

lol

Imagine if any of us went into politics lol we'd get blackmailed

Did you say you'd simp for Megamind?

Lol

My career is already over before it began

In the future I'd run for town alderman if my job would allow it

aye

my dream job of working for NOAA in marine biology would involve a lot of traveling though sadly

This just in the president said he'd suck Bill's toes

For that Sax

just wow

lol

Official press release: I don't regret saying that

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-spying-gif-5625474

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😇

lol

Just think of where that sax has been

the american people should be glad I'm not president

they think trumps unprofessional...

I was going to vote for you 😦

@john wayne

I'd vote for you

Did your condom split?

and ur gf got it

wat

are you okay?

Thats how i gots made 😇

They all love you

I'd vote for anybody who's not a Democrat

I was conceived on meatballs

Nearly as much as they do Hillary <:KEK:726877368601411624>

6. Vulgar, obscene, or explicit sexual content is not allowed.

sorry

calm down please

I wasn't startled

Sorry @AMERICANFREEDOM [CEO OF FREEDOM] 😦

@SpaceDandyJoestarGG what about a commie <:FeelsVargMan:726877394991972382>

oh no

subject change, here it goes