I may aswell pull out the shank

aka a butter knife

Shank you with butter

Fact check: Hilliary did not use a corrosive material on her computer

And butter you up

FOR THE QUEENNNN

Cough cough THOT

Queen has been alive sense the 800 A.D.

BILL CLINTON IS SIMP FOR HILARY

Im a simp for bills sax

yup

I'm a simp for Megamind

with that sax I know why monica sukt

He says i get it in his will when he dies 😎

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I mean for that sax I would eat his toes

Bill Clinton's foreskin for congress!!

lol

Imagine if any of us went into politics lol we'd get blackmailed

Did you say you'd simp for Megamind?

Lol

My career is already over before it began

In the future I'd run for town alderman if my job would allow it

aye

my dream job of working for NOAA in marine biology would involve a lot of traveling though sadly

This just in the president said he'd suck Bill's toes

For that Sax

just wow

lol

Official press release: I don't regret saying that

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-spying-gif-5625474

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😇

lol

Just think of where that sax has been

the american people should be glad I'm not president

they think trumps unprofessional...

I was going to vote for you 😦

@john wayne

I'd vote for you

Did your condom split?