I'm dumb and can't spell

I'm genuinely scared to go into the woods right now because the black bears are eating a lot right now and they'll eat people

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Who told you guys our bacon is ham ?

no one

it just is

its bacon

@A Person kick it in the shines

Canadian bacon is ham, American bacon is bacon 🙂

from the same part of the pig you guys get yours from

in strips

nice video @DontBeAnIdgit

@SpaceDandyJoestarGG or use an AK (thats not a joke we have lots of full auto guns)

The music is a little over dramatic but it's still good

no you guys get a cylinder for bacon

no

Did anyone here me I’m gonna be a dad

😂

Nice

netflix right now "current objective: survive"

I’m serious

I asked how it happened @john wayne

Who's the mother?

@SnowWhite❄ Are you serious or are you just messing with me ?😅

My girlfriend

your mum 😎

hilary clinton

Billie Eilish

then why when I get a CANADIAN BACON and Pineapple pizza do they specify CANADIAN BACON 😛

kim jung uns a guy righty

I mean you got a bunch of women after all you are the leader of NK

❤️

wait no, it's Kanye remember

I never seen our bacon in round pieces

pineapple piza is a war crime

Unpopular opinion. i think aoc is cute. 🙂

@HarleyQuinn go leave

AOC has nice boobs 😄

I mean irl I’m gonna be a dad I’m serious

lol