Message from @Eli_Bendova2

Discord ID: 608415031490773090


2019-08-06 21:34:42 UTC  

Pee out the window.

2019-08-06 21:34:59 UTC  

Piss on the women, mark your territory

2019-08-06 21:35:09 UTC  

@Whats gay anymore dude, I played the all the evil killer games there are 😛

2019-08-06 21:35:20 UTC  

Piss on them to mark them as yours and to assert dominance.

2019-08-06 21:35:35 UTC  

Now they're just paying me to find a fucking restroom lol

2019-08-06 21:36:08 UTC  

Theory time. What if Trump is pointing at video games for a chess move later on as this story unfolds?

2019-08-06 21:36:12 UTC  

Sue them for discrimination

2019-08-06 21:36:19 UTC  

You just hit the lotto

2019-08-06 21:36:41 UTC  

Now they're just paying me to find a fucking restroom lol

2019-08-06 21:37:08 UTC  

Oh look I got lucky and found a family restroom

2019-08-06 21:37:14 UTC  

So they technically have a men's room

2019-08-06 21:38:06 UTC  

Oh yeah by the way

2019-08-06 21:38:12 UTC  

Did you guys know we need more women in the workplace?

2019-08-06 21:38:53 UTC  

We already have so fucking many there isn't even a God damn men's room

2019-08-06 21:39:00 UTC  

At least in the really posh jobs

2019-08-06 21:39:17 UTC  

The solution is to empower more women

2019-08-06 21:40:16 UTC  

Ofc

2019-08-06 21:40:39 UTC  

I had to walk like 5 minutes to find a restroom

2019-08-06 21:40:40 UTC  

Lol

2019-08-06 21:43:59 UTC  

Was there an actual men's restroom or just the women's?

2019-08-06 21:44:07 UTC  

And family

2019-08-06 21:49:40 UTC  

Tipping culture where its mandatory is a scourge

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/608416415741116436/Only-in-America.png

2019-08-06 21:51:08 UTC  

I have even worked a job where people would tip, but still i treat it as found money, not some expected payment

2019-08-06 21:52:45 UTC  

That tipping thing seems to be a pain the ass sometimes

2019-08-06 21:53:24 UTC  

Lmao banning customers over not following an implication of tipping?

2019-08-06 21:53:24 UTC  

I never tip

2019-08-06 21:53:34 UTC  

If you want donations play the guitar on the street

2019-08-06 21:53:42 UTC  

😂

2019-08-06 21:54:19 UTC  

Lmfao

2019-08-06 21:55:00 UTC  

Tips are just insurance for keeping the chef's cum out of your food, change my mind.

2019-08-06 21:55:05 UTC  

This shit is obviously to appease the broads

2019-08-06 21:55:14 UTC  

Mmm! Surprise burgers!

2019-08-06 21:55:34 UTC  

Wait, the chef told me it was hollandaise?

2019-08-06 21:55:35 UTC  

"Melted cheese" in the patty.

2019-08-06 21:55:39 UTC  

You tip at the end though, after the burger has already been came in

2019-08-06 21:55:50 UTC  

But it's for next time.

2019-08-06 21:56:11 UTC  

Luckily for me I rarely hit the same place twice in a year

2019-08-06 21:56:15 UTC  

Well here they keep tabs on you

2019-08-06 21:56:29 UTC  

There was this donair spot

2019-08-06 21:56:41 UTC  

That older couple were awesome

2019-08-06 21:58:16 UTC  

They even made me stuff not on the menu