I would rather be a midget than 5'11 close but not 6

But so faraway

<@765162943389499425> it's just your usual pissing contest lol /shrug

I know I'm 5'11 and I'd rather be a midget

if only pissing contests were literally pissing contests..

Bruh

No

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Meh. I have no choice in finding taller people attractive, because *everyone* is taller than my short ass lmao

don't give them tips, sheesh

I'm short, fat, old, and ugly. I'm used to it.

Oof

Rip

Rip

I'm surrounded by hobbits

I dont really care how tall someone is, i hate those women who will only date someone of a certain height

Remember, hobbits took down the big badass.

@DishonoredRonin with the name like Ronin, i thought you'd be tall and muscular

Lol LA woman

Jk

hobbit toes are kind of cute

^ no

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No

When a parent asks "What do you want for breakfast today? and get the reply "Ice Cream" ... a DEM parent will serve ice cream a REP will serve toast and cereal! lol

squibbo just trying to cause controversy with that statement lol

My tech-fu doesn't rely on my physical form. LOL

and my mom would serve oatmeal @AmyMememaker

Feet loving freaks

I’m rep I would still eat ice cream lol

i've been found out D:

~~ok lets not talk about sleeping with random people at bars~~

It's fine lol I am a giant degenerate compared to many people here.

I'm just continue to eat my landjäger and scrapple

Same <@765162943389499425>

Thicc degenerate

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> Feet loving freaks
@SpaceDandyJoestarGG I did not know that was a thing until I watched that youtube vid about that Nicelodian Producer!

Especially the guys that do that on the internet lmao them flaunting size makes me believe they have a tic tac and are trying to compensate for it

ew, bar pickups

May God have mercy on me because that's the only way I'm going to heaven