Message from @ResolvingParadox13
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LOL! I love this one!
That fucking bird is pissed
Nah, the magpies in that area learned to be assholes.
oh no, when they're pissed they bring their friends
Really?
Huh
100% magpies and pluvers will mob you for any or no reason
Fuckin' gangbangs
You should go to that place in a motorcycle helmet carrying a lacrosse stick and just swat them down.
i saw 5 attack a kid on my highschool oval once
just in the middle of a soccer game the death swarm came down and he was never heard from again
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I wanna fight these birbs
You have good instincts.
have i told you of the time i punched a hawk
Nah
it flew into our kitchen and started lifting off with mums little shitzu
so i punched it
Nice lol
that's probably the most metal story i have
and one of the only things ive ever punched
Let me tell you about the first time I killed an animal as a kid
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I was pissed at my parents for various reasons and so I had escaped on my bike for a while
just to clarify, i did not punch the hawk to death
I eventually came across an injured sparrow (it was grounded)
So I tried catching it to help it, planning on nursing it back to health
But the dam thing bit me and then tried to escape
I caught it after chasing it for a while, and became enraged, felt very misunderstood as a person at the time
You know what I did?
Murdered it?
Gave it to a cat
Threw the damn thing against a brick wall as hard as I could
Instantaneous death
now that's hardly a fun story
more of a sad story
Sperg
Yeeted it into the next life i see
😂
i have almost the same story except i just got bit and then helped the bird
Channeling your inner incel, huh?