Message from @ResolvingParadox13
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you need an admin
I feel like every one left that shiz, not even I the wife wielding Crab play that as much lol
There are guys who left the server and their harems are still intact
rare footage of someone leaving the house in Australia
LOL! I love this one!
That fucking bird is pissed
Nah, the magpies in that area learned to be assholes.
oh no, when they're pissed they bring their friends
Really?
Huh
100% magpies and pluvers will mob you for any or no reason
Fuckin' gangbangs
You should go to that place in a motorcycle helmet carrying a lacrosse stick and just swat them down.
i saw 5 attack a kid on my highschool oval once
just in the middle of a soccer game the death swarm came down and he was never heard from again
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I wanna fight these birbs
You have good instincts.
have i told you of the time i punched a hawk
it flew into our kitchen and started lifting off with mums little shitzu
so i punched it
Nice lol
that's probably the most metal story i have
Oh dude
and one of the only things ive ever punched
Let me tell you about the first time I killed an animal as a kid
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I was pissed at my parents for various reasons and so I had escaped on my bike for a while
just to clarify, i did not punch the hawk to death
I eventually came across an injured sparrow (it was grounded)
So I tried catching it to help it, planning on nursing it back to health
But the dam thing bit me and then tried to escape
I caught it after chasing it for a while, and became enraged, felt very misunderstood as a person at the time
You know what I did?
Murdered it?
Gave it to a cat
Threw the damn thing against a brick wall as hard as I could
Instantaneous death
now that's hardly a fun story
more of a sad story