"ooh look at me, im NIKE and i am very pro ethnic minorities and minimum wage and all that, just not in my sweatshops in asia"

Anonymous sources claim ur adopted

haha remember how the NBA has had such poor ratings

Ok, squirrel born from an egg

I bet joe mama was a Ditto

There's only two genders

Savage

XX and XY

JK

Ight gonna shower

brb

no there are three genders

male female and liberal

if a white person announces they're going to have a shower, is that racist?

and showing privilege?

Yes according to democrats

yo guys

sup astro

I made my name trump2020 in among us

hey Astro

oh?

Have y’all checked ur privilege this morning?

@Astronomy I've done that before

and someone called a meeting at the beginning of the round to vote me out

did they vote you out?

for having the name

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what happened after that?

For some reason whenever I put trump as my name I encounter some guy with a biden name

did you get voted out?

must be fate

there's a lot of anti trump people on among us

like severly

trump degenerate syndrome

I hate how they will be against everything he does

I was voted out because my name was trump

he could literally cure cancer and they'd find a way to hate it

I wasn't an imposter

Actual news: Trump makes peace in the middle east between 3 countries
Lefties: ahh he's ruining everything

someone literally said biden has less sexual assaults than trump

like what