Cool, John. Shut up.

Mainly because I dont like frying stuff at home

Your not wrong Matt

ill always go to a diner over fast food

Do you make better fries than fast food places?

Hard not to

Tbh

Where are the fuckin fiber supplements in this Walgreens smh

You feeling okay, buddy?

Yeah, I always take fiber supplements

And they are probably in home medication by the enemas

Everyone should

I eat greens

Because western diets rarely have enough

You also probably unironically give yourself enemas

Hey buddy, no need for that hostility. Take your poop pills and chill

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For fuck's sake, being AWARE of a trope and then PLAYING IT STRAIGHT isnt clever, this manga is trash

Lmao

This coming from the guy who also gets buttmad if a story *doesn't* end with a happy ending

Contrarian little cock Boi

its funny because the story isnt even over

the novel hit a confusion point btu the author is continuing it

The manga fixes ALL that tho

straddling a broom seems uncomfortable, but standing on a roomba looks like it would be significantly easier to fall off

As a man, it would be undoubtedly uncomfortable

even for a lady is doesnt seem like it would be great

I'm sure there's pussy protection magicks

standing on a roomba would be super chill actually if you magnitized your shoes

Roombas are plastics

just use a plastic magnet

Get lobotomized, billy

Or transition to female

They're the same thing, according to John

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Gee, a poorly thought out experimental medical procedure spurred on by cultural, political and professional pressure will surely be looked back on favourably in the future.

You're as dumb as this spider bitch, matt

Seethe

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