What are you looking for in particular

Nothing in particular, just wanted ideas on stuff to buy

Put your money in savings instead

no, buy dumb crap

No, buy *me* dumb crap

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I saw a dead crab yesterday

on the sidewalk?

🦀 🦀 🦀
Crab is dead
🦀 🦀 🦀

No, it must've been run over

The shell wasnt cracked so I thought it was alive

did you keep it for a meal?

No, i'm not that poor

crab is pretty good

crab is good eatin, and the hard work of cracking the shell was already done for you

Yeah but I can just buy it is what i mean

Shell wasnt cracked

imagine buying something you can get for free

fucking picky eaters

I wanted to move the little guy to a safe spot but he was already dead

nowhere safer than your belly

Now I kinda feel like eating crab

Make the crabby into poopy

go back to the road

Nah

if you're lucky it's still there

I might go back to the Chinese buffet tomorrow. But then gf will want to go, and she never eats more than like, 3/4 of one plate.

Probably taken care of already

depending on the weather it may already be cooked

Total waste.

I just noticed that jannies will show up soon

I have to devise a way to make her not want to go with me, or not know I went at all.

<#531212403858472967> reeee

Wait, what channel is tjos

Clean it up, janny

Oh fug oh shid

oh cum

Wait, I'm on topic! If I eat Chinese food, a few hours later I will take a literal chink shit

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speaking of chink shit

apparently tracking just doesn't work when they ship your order in 2 packages