Message from @Millwood
Discord ID: 635307991415128104
Try the last 2 years, fam
What are you looking for in particular
Nothing in particular, just wanted ideas on stuff to buy
Put your money in savings instead
no, buy dumb crap
No, buy *me* dumb crap
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I saw a dead crab yesterday
on the sidewalk?
🦀 🦀 🦀
Crab is dead
🦀 🦀 🦀
No, it must've been run over
The shell wasnt cracked so I thought it was alive
did you keep it for a meal?
No, i'm not that poor
crab is pretty good
crab is good eatin, and the hard work of cracking the shell was already done for you
Yeah but I can just buy it is what i mean
Shell wasnt cracked
imagine buying something you can get for free
fucking picky eaters
nowhere safer than your belly
Now I kinda feel like eating crab
Make the crabby into poopy
go back to the road
Nah
if you're lucky it's still there
I might go back to the Chinese buffet tomorrow. But then gf will want to go, and she never eats more than like, 3/4 of one plate.
Probably taken care of already
depending on the weather it may already be cooked
Total waste.
I just noticed that jannies will show up soon
I have to devise a way to make her not want to go with me, or not know I went at all.
<#531212403858472967> reeee
Wait, what channel is tjos
Clean it up, janny
Oh fug oh shid
oh cum
Wait, I'm on topic! If I eat Chinese food, a few hours later I will take a literal chink shit
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speaking of chink shit