*opens door for a lady*

> *opens door for a lady*
@ThiccTomato
S i m p

next time a dude holds a door open for me, i'll yell **GAEEEEE**

> I just want a Martian queen
@KingZapapple mars right? 👀

Screw yall

> next time a dude holds a door open for me, i'll yell **GAEEEEE**
@Risate lmao

I respect women

> @KingZapapple mars right? 👀
@Deoxysisis
Your my martian queen than ❤

> Screw yall
@ThiccTomato no thanks I'm vegan

Deal with it

Green: "Hey dude can I borrow your pencil?"
Red: "Oh sure bro"
Green "GAY SIMP CONFIRMED"

I dont trust the other crewmates we'll get

No random pics plz

> I dont trust the other crewmates we'll get
@KingZapapple agreed.

its not too random

at least its political

Are vegans carnivores to you @ThiccTomato

uh oh

i smell a warning

.warn @President Elect John Stossel No random images.

We will be the atom and eve of Mars

> Are vegans carnivores to you @ThiccTomato
@Solaris maybe

it wasn't random

Frick!

we had a discussion about it earlier

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so

> it wasn't random
@Simpnautica it was random

In just sitting here realizing how we've all been told that minorities aren't being represented in our media for so long that we all forgot how few Conservatives are actually in mainstream media

kinda wrong warning but fine

Middle eastern peps are cannibals to me

Blast em away goat!

> Middle eastern peps are cannibals to me
@KingZapapple cannibals

😔

I shall bazooka them

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Yes

Like fr
When is the last time you watched something and someone dissed conservatives or was a proud, open liberal? Now think back and think of a fictional conservative character who wasn't portrayed as a bigot. I'll be waiting.

?

Madlad