Oh and I also smashed my little stepbrother in the head with 2 soup cans, knocking him out. He was already mentally retarded, but I sometimes worry I made it worse.

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I pre-ordered brink

I think that's up there

hey youtube embeds work again

based

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Tfw can't sleep, reading trashy manga again

imagine the sleep once your kid gets born

Imagining it is about all I'll be able to do

I'm honestly very excited to be a dad

wait

you are expecting a child?

@Matthew

~~I thought you were just fat turns out you were pregnant?~~

congrats dude 😄

yes

chinkshit babby

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YlJ6U8s3LA

wlololopool https://www.twitch.tv/donaldtrump/ trumponaut made official twitch handle for himself

dear god

@Matthew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJHK5SWJu0k

I would pay real money for Trump to speedrun a game on his twitch channel

"and here's me speedruning super Mario 64."

@Tervy https://twitter.com/kornfan420/status/1182567013102714880?s=19

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BILLYWITHHISWAIFUS

@Matthew uploaded this pic to a commie discord

Daily reminder that literally 100% of commies are mentally ill

My mom says that communism is bad

That's weird, because she shares her goods with everyone

You're wrong matt as she visibly doesn't share them with bog

Even a whore has standards.

who fucking pinged

Gonna cry?

Piss your pants?