Who thebfuck doesn't like grape soda

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I guess I could get orange soda

that's better

or get water

i hate grape soda

on that note i also hate dr.pepper

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Dr. Pepper is like, the Baseline for "good" soda

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This just in, Non-americans have to literally be taught how to wipe their ass

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reading the Noita wiki so i can stop getting my shit pushed in by level 3

get 3 healths, dont rush those 2 first levels

get to know the upper levels as the shit only goes south from there on

4th level is even more bitch

you can get 4 to 6 health orbs each run + what happen to spawn by generation

getting decent base wand is really the trick to surviving

ammunition does not matter that much but it sure can be usefull

teleport and blachole wands are your best friends incase you aim to bottom

not really after level 2 anymore

but in level 1 and 2 they are really nice for those orbs

The Stendari or whatever it's called BTFOs me whenever I see it in area 1

Is it supposed to be so much stronger?

When you go to get a haircut

But get stuck with the noobie

yeah they are supposed to be really strong and rareish (tho they can spawn 3-6 at same group depending how the seed randomizes the blocks

https://noita.gamepedia.com/Stendari

These niggas

best way is to ignore those unless you have strong or fast firing want

just wait for the fucking hiisi leaders and grenadiers

those will wreck your shit in level 3-5

also there is hellfire mages later on what will push your shit back so high that it aint even funny

but at least the game is really fun and no run is identical

at least i have had really fun times with it

Yeah, I really like it

It could do with some more information being given to the player though