car license literally only needs you to have a heartbeat
It's idiot protection
Most people can't handle being a murderer
Man. You know a pizza place is good when there single slice needs two plates.
fatty
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Why can't I just enjoy things Matty
Also ndo I get grape fanta. Or ginger ale
Matt was just projecting
ginger ale is fucking garbage
and grape fanta is for black people
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Who thebfuck doesn't like grape soda
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I guess I could get orange soda
that's better
or get water
i hate grape soda
on that note i also hate dr.pepper
Dr. Pepper is like, the Baseline for "good" soda
https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/1183087486899314690
https://twitter.com/gnuman1979/status/1182373003079892992
This just in, Non-americans have to literally be taught how to wipe their ass
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reading the Noita wiki so i can stop getting my shit pushed in by level 3
get 3 healths, dont rush those 2 first levels
get to know the upper levels as the shit only goes south from there on
4th level is even more bitch
you can get 4 to 6 health orbs each run + what happen to spawn by generation
getting decent base wand is really the trick to surviving
ammunition does not matter that much but it sure can be usefull
teleport and blachole wands are your best friends incase you aim to bottom
not really after level 2 anymore
but in level 1 and 2 they are really nice for those orbs
The Stendari or whatever it's called BTFOs me whenever I see it in area 1
Is it supposed to be so much stronger?
When you go to get a haircut
