Because

does anyone remember the transformer movies?

Yessss

those were the bomb back then

Happy Veterans day y'all!

Today is Veterans Day?

Ayyy I'ma surprise my dad lmao

And I'm in the middle of class, why can't we have off on veterans day anymore?

I don't think veteran's day is today

I don't believe veterans are real.

Veterans day is today

Its on my calendar

“By the way, you know, I sit on the stand and it’d get hot. I got a lot of — I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun,” Biden said. “And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again.”

He concluded his tale by saying, “I love kids jumping on my lap.”

I bought a golden butter knife from Japan

Yeah....our prime minister passed away today, we're having three day offs

ah yes automated luxury communism

> I bought a golden butter knife from Japan
@THREE DAYS OF GRACE ok but why?

why?

Butter

some people come up and say
i got hairy legs

for no reason

Idk first time I had a lot of money they don’t know what to do with it

> I bought a golden butter knife from Japan
@THREE DAYS OF GRACE
I hope you're not in the UK

Hairy legs that turn bonde in the sun

> @THREE DAYS OF GRACE
> I hope you're not in the UK
OI MATE, YOU GOT A KNOFE?

I guess you gotta cut your butter in style.

they used to reach in the pool, and rub my leg down

> Idk first time I had a lot of money they don’t know what to do with it
@THREE DAYS OF GRACE probably why you're poor most of the time /j

brits be like after seeing this knife


*Oh lemme shank me mate with that knife innit*

i don't believe in salads

Trump eats only junk food and he kicks ass

salads are not real

Idk mate but living on 80/ an hour isn’t that bad

<:TrumpSmile:720121948088041513>

home is just built different.

homie*

fuck

Throw a supreme sticker on it @THREE DAYS OF GRACE and resell it for twice the amount you bought the knife for

That's how he beat the chinese virus

KUNG FLU

Could make like 50k