but according to Order of the Soccer Vans (Soccer moms) I'd a killer in training

I feel bad for ppl with lefty coworkers

I used to play oblivion and did nothing but kill. I have yet to kill anyone.

Everyone at my dollar general i work at is a huge orange man fan<:KEK:726877368601411624>

lol

Geez I live in DC that would never be possible for me

so are most at my chick fil a

We pinned up a trump flag in the window lol

benjamin whats it like to live in DC? why do you live there? what does your parents job?

I murder Bokoblins by crushing their skulls with a giant metal box

mmmmm I want me some chick fil a but none are near me

like a savage

but I'd never want to harm someone in real life like that

I can't even bring myself to hurt bugs irl lol

true we are all about defense

~~I also do kick the corpse and leave the horns~~

I was born in Oklahoma so I don’t really know why on earth we ended up here. Just the jobs my parents hold and the connections they got led here i guess. It’s extremely leftist here, like another country

Killing is a heart problem, not a game problem.

Like i get teary eyed accidently stepping on a beetle

I'm the type of dude that'll pick up a spider and let it outside, but at the same time if I feel that my life, or my wife's life, is in danger, I'll do whatever is necessary.

I throw a slipper at the spider

I'd kill a housefly before a spider

The only fight i ever been in was some crazy chick in highschool attacking me cuz i was drinking the milk out of my cereal bowl<:KEK:726877368601411624>

since spiders at least don't want anything to with humasn

If it's a big spider though I'm killing it because those things freak me out.

And even then it wasnt really a fight

I throw crickets into spiders webs just to watch the spider wrap it in a web

@Benjamin. dang you went from oklahoma that went super red to super blue DC lol

I feed the caterpillars on my roses to birds

W h y

Yeah and better yet we lived in Macon Georgia for a while before moving here lol

Macon is pretty nice

macon and eggs

I feed dead birds to the kids in my basement

-probably joe biden

I rarely get dead birds here

That does explain why he spent so much time in his basement

just a swarm of sparrows getting pissed at a starling and chasing it off

Australia spiders probably eat people

He was building the office of the president elect

Luck Famont as we say in CT