im having thanksgiving, if a police comes over then idrc cause you cant tell us not to be with our family

5g causes covid

Plus I am on my phone riding in the car, fiance is driving right now. So yea I am very bored

Good thing I live in Victoria. Not Austin or some shit.

Hi

Texas @DJ Sullivan J.D

i wonder what a 69-G tower would look like

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Ye

Twitter causes brain tumors

I have some ideas

@Suspected Kyle <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Twitter causes cancer, but the good kind if you are the one trolling 🙂

yes

I offend people by calling their sisters a duck, and their mothers a sow

why not moose

a duck once assaulted my sister for some bread

should have had her edc

because believe it or not ducks have a huge problem with male ducks raping female ducks. It is why males have a corkscrew shaped dong, and females have a similarly shaped vag

the more you know

🌈

.-.

your kidding right ?

no I am not

No

shit

it is true, and when I read that in an American Hunter magazine I was floored

does that qualify a ...crusade

i thought ducks laid eggs

I actually looked that shit up on google to varify

Nature is brutal in many, many ways.

yeah

Understatement

they do suspected, but they still have to mate in order to get babbehs

Makes me think humans ain’t so bad

Well, moving on from duck rape culture...... some words I never thought I’d have to say lol

@Kaladin I am dying

ok yeah i rather not talk about that to

tears from laughing

@Kaladin the internet is a strange place

oh i thought they #### on the egg and it absorbs it