Message from @KyrosTheWarrior
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Do you know about it?
I'd love to hav a shoebill
and no?
Apparently some guy on the way to work encountered crows on a grassfield, and crows on a tree.
if only I could get a shoebill large enough to ride, I'd have a loftwing
He knew how they were really intelligent, and recognised faces.
So he started an experiment.
He treadted the field birbs really good, buying them chips from McDonald's.
And he treated tree birbs badly, throwing them rocks, shaking their tree.
Naturally, ones got friendly, even checking he returned home safely.
The others threw him rocks and got aggressive.
And one fateful day, when a rock was thrown, a war broke between the two factions.
Chaos and screams.
And then silence, with a field full of dead crows.
And the field birbs having won.
Also, the guy had his favorite crow, who he gave the best chips. After the battle, the bird was left with a scar in his eye.
sounds impprobable
Finally, they all celebrated their victory, going to McDonald's.
And the cashier freaked out.
better than any of the new star wars movies
As an european I have to ask. Why do you even vote a president when everything is decided on state level?
And that kids, is why all alliances are valuable.
I found that to be quite interesting. Odd to walk in on, but interesting nonetheless.
I also have a bunch of squirrels who are very friendly with me
Awww.
squirrel and crow allies
Squirrels.
the Cardinals aren't afraid of me anymore
they just sit waiting for me to give them peanuts
I am too a European, but I can say that they vote both on state and on federal level.
A president improves the overall status, but yes, at local level is very important too.
Look at California for evidence.
And cities like San Francisco or New York.
you can make a lot of animal buddies with peanuts
local is most important imo they are who effect your overall daily life
And that's why I will be the future governor of Oregon.
anyway..dropped off the cat getting arrested by police dog in <#730597788399960155>
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