Crack sandwiches let's go!

My Ex-wife was so mean to me. One time we were getting ready to go out and she said, "You look fat in that."; I was in the shower.

Dad joke?

Haha

nah u were just showering with a body suit

it happens

Why would you she showering at your Ex-wife's house?
Unless you're fooling around with her husband, then that's ok

This was before we were exs

Fortunately I have not talked to her in 8 years

ah yes, in the great time as "W"s

Heinz beans

it's been 8 years, time to move on my friend ;D

Heinz beans is dope

unless you're still showering at her house

I have I actually stole that joke

I have had two girlfriends since her

I’ve had one girlfriend and I hate her with a passion

separately of at the same time?

Fucking bitch

Seperately

I can barely handle one woman

Same

My last gf was 21 years my junior

I have her all the love I could give and it barely felt like she cared

Mine was about half a year ago

And then she went and accused me of bad shit

A month or two after my brother died

@Birbdude women are good at that

I have really yet to try

For many reasons

When they do that they aren’t women

My ex was just so damn needy

They’re w*men

You are such a fence sitter

It has gotten to hard to trust women

Amen

one day Cassandra will be yours!

A semi professional one

I seem to attract the psychos

Makes you wonder why alot of my generation is gay?

@RSM G4M1NG not wonder. Understand.