Heinz beans is dope

unless you're still showering at her house

I have I actually stole that joke

I have had two girlfriends since her

I’ve had one girlfriend and I hate her with a passion

separately of at the same time?

Fucking bitch

Seperately

I can barely handle one woman

Same

My last gf was 21 years my junior

I have her all the love I could give and it barely felt like she cared

Mine was about half a year ago

And then she went and accused me of bad shit

A month or two after my brother died

@Birbdude women are good at that

I have really yet to try

For many reasons

When they do that they aren’t women

My ex was just so damn needy

They’re w*men

You are such a fence sitter

It has gotten to hard to trust women

Amen

one day Cassandra will be yours!

A semi professional one

I seem to attract the psychos

Makes you wonder why alot of my generation is gay?

@RSM G4M1NG not wonder. Understand.

One of those reasons being I am following my sister's advice of not looking to get into a relationship until after high school

Wait womder?

My mom made me realize why some guys become serial killers.

Hey! There's a Semi-Professional Fence-Sitter in the chat!

Another being I don't really care

Another reason being I look like a creepy neckbeard on most occasions or just ugly

Not a neck beard you're just ugly

Just kidding

Both

It's both

Milk toast fence sitter

I and O are way to close to each other