I’m back

Sup makki

@makki

beer garden was lit

they have german coke and they put like orange flavor init

It's called a "Trump Bump"

Ohio legalized every drugs right?

decriminalized
big difference

Oh okay

legalized means that it would be ok to pick up a pack of meth at your nearest 7-11

Yeah

peanut butter and crack sandwich

but then again i've always been fond of darwinism ;D

:)

:D

Crack sandwiches let's go!

My Ex-wife was so mean to me. One time we were getting ready to go out and she said, "You look fat in that."; I was in the shower.

Dad joke?

Haha

nah u were just showering with a body suit

it happens

Why would you she showering at your Ex-wife's house?
Unless you're fooling around with her husband, then that's ok

This was before we were exs

Fortunately I have not talked to her in 8 years

ah yes, in the great time as "W"s

Heinz beans

it's been 8 years, time to move on my friend ;D

Heinz beans is dope

unless you're still showering at her house

I have I actually stole that joke

I have had two girlfriends since her

I’ve had one girlfriend and I hate her with a passion

separately of at the same time?

Fucking bitch

Seperately

I can barely handle one woman

Same

My last gf was 21 years my junior

I have her all the love I could give and it barely felt like she cared

Mine was about half a year ago

And then she went and accused me of bad shit