Message from @BIRdOS

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2020-11-22 18:08:00 UTC  

yea

2020-11-22 18:08:04 UTC  

the second amendment has already been trampled on.. it says the right to BARE ARMS shall not be infringed.. not your right to guns.. you should be able to go buy a fucking tank if you wanted

2020-11-22 18:08:04 UTC  

biden weird

2020-11-22 18:08:11 UTC  

Tell them a dad joke

2020-11-22 18:08:17 UTC  

^

2020-11-22 18:08:19 UTC  

Dad jokes are a bit wack

2020-11-22 18:08:28 UTC  

Hi horny, I’m dad

2020-11-22 18:08:31 UTC  

I’m lookin for a girl with a humor as dark as mine

2020-11-22 18:09:06 UTC  

I’m just looking for a woman who loves me. Plain and simple.

2020-11-22 18:09:21 UTC  

yes they are, and I found the only 1 that I don't have to bend down to kiss πŸ˜„

2020-11-22 18:09:31 UTC  

6'5 womans

2020-11-22 18:09:41 UTC  

with 6'9 mans

2020-11-22 18:09:46 UTC  

the lockdowns are bullshit

2020-11-22 18:09:47 UTC  

Why do 6’+ women exist

2020-11-22 18:09:59 UTC  

to make you feel small at 5'3 Max

2020-11-22 18:10:03 UTC  

Why do 6’8+ guys exist

2020-11-22 18:10:09 UTC  

Cause girls keep sleeping with 6 foot tall men

2020-11-22 18:10:14 UTC  

to piss on the 5'1 guys πŸ™‚

2020-11-22 18:10:19 UTC  

But what I love is how local police are like "what party, I see no party"

2020-11-22 18:10:25 UTC  

HAHAHAHAHA

*cries in 5'8*

2020-11-22 18:10:34 UTC  

I'm short af

2020-11-22 18:10:38 UTC  

I'm not tall. I'm 5'10

2020-11-22 18:10:42 UTC  

@toasby I’ve seen girls with tall dads be like 5’5

2020-11-22 18:10:53 UTC  

I could only dream of such they’re so up your ass on uni campus

2020-11-22 18:10:55 UTC  

That doesn’t rlly do it, so I’m wondering how it happens

2020-11-22 18:10:56 UTC  

You’re taller than me shut up

2020-11-22 18:11:01 UTC  

I can't reach the top shelf on my cabinets

2020-11-22 18:11:03 UTC  

my dad is five foot six hahaha

2020-11-22 18:11:05 UTC  

SnowWhite here has a brother that is 7'3 that guy is a big bastard

2020-11-22 18:11:09 UTC  

5'10 also short

2020-11-22 18:11:21 UTC  

I was speaking to someone the other day and they termed a -funeral- a peaceful protest, so they wouldn't get in trouble. πŸ˜…

2020-11-22 18:11:26 UTC  

I is short

2020-11-22 18:11:34 UTC  

there are women who draw a solid line at 6'. They won't date a guy that is shorter than 6'.

2020-11-22 18:11:47 UTC  

When ur that tall ur gonna have back pain and arthritis

2020-11-22 18:11:50 UTC  

Am like 5’3 5’4ish not bad for a female

2020-11-22 18:12:05 UTC  

I had many women ask "how tall are you" I would tell them 6'9 and then shoot back "how much do you weigh" and they would block me LOL

2020-11-22 18:12:05 UTC  

Imagine you not being able to attend the funeral of a loved one because of lockdown rules

2020-11-22 18:12:15 UTC  

We're going to have a peaceful protest on whether or not turkey is good deep fried or baked

2020-11-22 18:12:17 UTC  

im short and have those anyway from busting my ass on the rigs

2020-11-22 18:12:18 UTC  

biden gets coupons for votes

2020-11-22 18:12:20 UTC  

LOL