little tiny fighter jets

Throw the whole country away.

Australia is also fake bro

*shudders* australia land literally is constantly wanting to kill you every damn day

Yeah exactly

Even the plants in Aussie want to kill you

The earth is in the shape of Obama's forehead

<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247> joe b

that's his favourite spot! stop being mean to him! you're discriminating against spiders! animal cruelty

my net is on a whole new level of asshole today

At this stage the government wants to kill you as much as the outback

there's this one plant that has tiny stinging hairs that get stuck in you skin and it can sting and hurt for months

The worst thing in Australia is the politicians

The entire state of Florida wants to stab you with a toaster. **Yes I said stab.**

australia in some places is like **SURVIVE**

Florida has florida man

Nuff sais

Said

(!) This claim is disputed by independent fact-checkers

Current objective: survive

folks down there see everything backward

I cant go to austrailia, cant walk on my hands

*See more on how the Australian government is benevolently restricting your civil rights*

and then God made poisonous plants because he say Poison Ivy and he's like "I can top that"

florida men & women are national treasure.

and he makes his taste sweet

australia gives you a fine if you don't vote

like the pant Doll's Eyes

Australia is a place where God abandon

Indeed they are.

aussie guys have amazing arm muscles cuz they walk on their hands all the time

god exists?

you can vote online in australia

😳

and you stil have a low voter turn out

it's white berries are apprently very sweet

i just joined a biden supporter server and used fact logic and clear video evidence for an argument noww im banned

@isoboto and California people ate the opposite of a national treasurw

*are

and also deadly poisonous

I'm tired heck off about my spekking