No joke

no..?

Been buggin my wife for a bike she keeps threatening me with Walmart bikes.

WALMART BIKES

mtb youtubers post videos of them riding walmart bikes down double black trails...

they fall to bits

lol

She says Walmart Bikes are good enough! I tell her listen sweetheart you ever want a taste is this diggley you better wisen up

The thing is

Walmart bikes are good enough for the vast majority of people

It's when you start doing trails when it becomes a problem

I like quality

That's respectable

Even if it doesn’t have a seat just the seat post

EVer heard of a dropper post?

;))

Not a clue

Show me

Let me enlighten you

Are you like a super dorky dude I see on the road with like ass thongs, the skin tight dealios I see that wears a helmet and like reflective things?

Just curious

Hi pals

No man

That would be road biking

I do mountain biking

Big jumps

Them dudes turn me off

Yes ik

Me too

Can you guess what a dropper post does?

You wear like fox racing apparel?

you sit on it

easy

I have fox pants, yes

Im@sorry that looks like it would hurt my ass off a jump

i mean you arent wrong

im super smart

I used to bike

but then I got into running

So you know there is a button on your handlebars to shift gears?

I’m sensitive...I’m better behind the wheel of something. Doesn’t matter I get a feel pretty quick. But that doesn’t mean im@not interested in more “physical” things