Message from @Cookie Monster

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2020-11-30 17:22:18 UTC  

It was in the fridge but it was on the bottom shelf and they could grab it

2020-11-30 17:22:45 UTC  

It was a bang

2020-11-30 17:23:19 UTC  

better than rat poison

2020-11-30 17:23:30 UTC  

I feel your pain, I have pseudo-twins, 5 months apart. (one bio, one adopted)

2020-11-30 17:24:13 UTC  

luckily they're actually pretty good about sleep now that they're getting older

2020-11-30 17:24:34 UTC  

Y'all talking about kids?

2020-11-30 17:24:52 UTC  

but if they pull that crap where they offset naps and you don't get any breaks during the day.....<:double_facepalm:465909979455553546>

2020-11-30 17:25:58 UTC  

I make my 2 older kids work around the farm if they want a treat like ice cream or whatever, works pretty well

2020-11-30 17:26:41 UTC  

That's a really good thing to do!

2020-11-30 17:26:57 UTC  

Oh shit it’s snowing 🌨 bit here

2020-11-30 17:27:01 UTC  

i would send mine to the Nike sweatshop

2020-11-30 17:27:09 UTC  

Mine are 3 so... I can't really give them tasks

2020-11-30 17:27:33 UTC  

My 7 and 9 year old are pretty good helpers when they want something

2020-11-30 17:27:44 UTC  

Thr other 2 can barely walk so yea

2020-11-30 17:28:07 UTC  

My son will take dirty diapers and throw them in the trash

2020-11-30 17:28:11 UTC  

So that's sweet

2020-11-30 17:28:34 UTC  

I'll hand him a diaper and he'll say "oh! Thank you!" Then throw it in the trash

2020-11-30 17:28:49 UTC  

lol

2020-11-30 17:29:24 UTC  

my son would do that, but then fixate on emptying the whole trash can and exploring whats in it...

2020-11-30 17:29:30 UTC  

Hello boys

2020-11-30 17:29:36 UTC  

Hey @ThiccTomato will you meet me under the mistletoe

2020-11-30 17:29:38 UTC  

and when you stop him throw a fit, because toddler

2020-11-30 17:29:43 UTC  

👀

2020-11-30 17:29:48 UTC  

Absolutely

2020-11-30 17:30:04 UTC  

Thankfully I have a baby gate on the kitchen, so he can't get in there unless I let gim

2020-11-30 17:30:06 UTC  

haha you can train your kids to to the stuff that is too gross for you

2020-11-30 17:30:21 UTC  

Yalls kids sound so cute 🤗

2020-11-30 17:30:22 UTC  

🤢

2020-11-30 17:30:32 UTC  

like hey kid we have a spider infestation, go in the basement and grab them with your hands, you like spiders

2020-11-30 17:30:44 UTC  

Spiders are cool

2020-11-30 17:30:54 UTC  

Unless they are deadly

2020-11-30 17:31:12 UTC  

What the

2020-11-30 17:31:20 UTC  

Haha

2020-11-30 17:31:21 UTC  

Super cute

2020-11-30 17:31:28 UTC  

No random images

2020-11-30 17:31:53 UTC  

I'll give you a random image

2020-11-30 17:31:58 UTC  

Same

2020-11-30 17:32:11 UTC  
2020-11-30 17:32:26 UTC  

Woahhhh, put some respect on his name!

2020-11-30 17:32:53 UTC  

🍅

2020-11-30 17:33:45 UTC  

i am back