Aww cute

my toddlers are mean little drunk people

My son is a nightmare at times. My daughter is a sweetheart

Haha Kids are like little drunk people

Yeah! She is at work right now. More of a daycare style job, but it works.

Yea, thats a great job!

Im happy for you and her.

One of my kids got an energy drink yesterday, and lets just say never happening again lol

Too crazy

good sleep habits>energy drinks

shame our culture despises sleep and want to be awake 20 hours a day

Who gave him the energy drink?

lol I slept at 1am, couldn't sleep till then

I drink red bull... I love sleep, but having twins kind of annihilates your sleep schedule

I don't have more than 2 a day

Usually just 1

If it's a really bad day 3

Lol

It was in the fridge but it was on the bottom shelf and they could grab it

It was a bang

better than rat poison

I feel your pain, I have pseudo-twins, 5 months apart. (one bio, one adopted)

luckily they're actually pretty good about sleep now that they're getting older

Y'all talking about kids?

but if they pull that crap where they offset naps and you don't get any breaks during the day.....<:double_facepalm:465909979455553546>

I make my 2 older kids work around the farm if they want a treat like ice cream or whatever, works pretty well

That's a really good thing to do!

Oh shit it’s snowing 🌨 bit here

i would send mine to the Nike sweatshop

Mine are 3 so... I can't really give them tasks

My 7 and 9 year old are pretty good helpers when they want something

Thr other 2 can barely walk so yea

My son will take dirty diapers and throw them in the trash

So that's sweet

I'll hand him a diaper and he'll say "oh! Thank you!" Then throw it in the trash

lol

my son would do that, but then fixate on emptying the whole trash can and exploring whats in it...

Hello boys

Hey @ThiccTomato will you meet me under the mistletoe

and when you stop him throw a fit, because toddler

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