Message from @Comrade Doggo

Discord ID: 783469764521230396


2020-12-01 23:00:50 UTC  

we can digest the insides of corn but the skin is high in cellulose so we struggle at that point

2020-12-01 23:00:59 UTC  

So you’d just be eating tiny pockets of your own poop

2020-12-01 23:01:11 UTC  

10/10 survival skills there

2020-12-01 23:01:55 UTC  

Well then lets just say you have an unlimited supply of corn skin to chew on. After washing of course

2020-12-01 23:03:06 UTC  

If you have 100 bucks left and you are homeless. Well you can buy enough corn to live off of for a few months which gives you time to save another 100 bucks

2020-12-01 23:03:35 UTC  

And is it safe to assume that the next £100 goes on corn too?

2020-12-01 23:05:13 UTC  

Now I know what candy corn is made of

2020-12-01 23:05:50 UTC  

Isn’t it just weird sweet waxy stuff

2020-12-01 23:06:36 UTC  

"weird sweet waxy stuff"

2020-12-01 23:06:38 UTC  

lmaowut

2020-12-01 23:06:51 UTC  

why not just call it chemicals?

2020-12-01 23:06:52 UTC  

It’s made out of earwax

2020-12-01 23:07:02 UTC  

am British av never seen candy corn in real life

2020-12-01 23:07:11 UTC  

I’m just kidding

2020-12-01 23:07:19 UTC  

**oi mate, you got a loicense for that noife?**

2020-12-01 23:07:21 UTC  

Candy corn is super bad

2020-12-01 23:07:42 UTC  

That doesn’t sound that British

2020-12-01 23:08:13 UTC  

I rate the British impression, it’s not posh Londoner so I appreciate the representation of it 😂😂

2020-12-01 23:08:32 UTC  

**oi he has a noife. someone get an officer with a gun.**

2020-12-01 23:08:58 UTC  

there’s only armed officers in like fully central London hope you know that

2020-12-01 23:09:08 UTC  

that's what i'm going at lmao

2020-12-01 23:09:27 UTC  

if you watch donut operator, you know what i'm doing lmao

2020-12-01 23:09:37 UTC  

I do not I just live here

2020-12-01 23:09:42 UTC  

welp

2020-12-01 23:09:45 UTC  

Toasty is it true you only drink tea

2020-12-01 23:09:49 UTC  

Toasby

2020-12-01 23:09:53 UTC  

**redcoat loyalist**

2020-12-01 23:09:57 UTC  

At noon

2020-12-01 23:09:58 UTC  

**LOYALIST SWINE**

2020-12-01 23:10:04 UTC  

either tea or gingerbread lattes at the moment

2020-12-01 23:10:14 UTC  

The prophecy is true

2020-12-01 23:10:14 UTC  

But mostly tea

2020-12-01 23:10:25 UTC  

**imma throw your tea into the harbor, toasby.**

2020-12-01 23:10:37 UTC  

The British are coming

2020-12-01 23:10:52 UTC  

*this claim is disputed by our factcheckers*

2020-12-01 23:11:02 UTC  

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT WAS SO MUCH TEA! ONE OF THOSE TEA BARS WOULD LAST YEARS AND YALL THREW THOUSANDS OF THEM AWAY

2020-12-01 23:11:23 UTC  

**BECAUSE WE DRINK BOOZE. TEA IS FOR REDNECKS AND LOYALIST DOGS**

2020-12-01 23:11:59 UTC  

Um

2020-12-01 23:12:03 UTC  

**toasby** is typing...

2020-12-01 23:12:08 UTC  

SHUT UP

2020-12-01 23:12:23 UTC  

Am no even old enough to know about the pond shenanigans I just love tea