You ever feel like you have bad breath?
Why not breath into a jar?
Introducing:
***BREATH JAR***
the breath jar is slim and compactible so perfect to carry on the go, now you can make your breath smell like anything you want, anywhere you want. It’s stylish, sexy, and strong, and it’s compact breathilization technology will make you look on fleek with the cutting edge of technology
Not only that, but we are coming out with the breath jar mini’s stick it in your mouth, and make your breath smell as glorious as can be, with minimal fuss.
Buff macho man: oh crap I’m late to work, I forgot to brush my teeth, good things I have my breath jar! I’ve been saved from a day of embarrassment! *breaths into breath jar*
Group of Blonde girls outside his car window: omg, is that a breath jar?! That’s so sexy, like oh my gawd.
Cuts to a scene of him marrying one of the blonde groupies, they both have breath jars, everyone at the wedding has a breath jar, they breath into the jars at the same time
buff macho guy from before: now breath jar comes in manly flavors, like jerky or mint!
Cuts to blonde girl with her breath jar
Blonde girl: or womanly flavors of breath, like rosemary, or cocktails!
Little boy with his breath jar: or kid flavors, like lollipop or wedding cake
Gay guy: or gay flavors, like lavender
Whole town holding up breath jars: *breath jars are for everyone!*
Order your breath jar for 19.99, buy 2 and get an included breath jar mini, that’s 50 dollars in value, for only 39.98!
But there’s more! Order 3 breath jars and get the exclusive breath jar deluxe set! That’s twice the value, for half the price!
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