Message from @π«πβ―ππΎπΉβ―ππ
Discord ID: 785016021320073216
imagine shitting in others' pants
I can imagine
much more deadlier
Yeah
Sometimes just cause I can anything that typically should go in the toilet from my body will not go in there but instead the nearest victimβs part where it originated from
Maybe I am a monster
Or an insane person
That makes sense
.......
Itβs not an if I go off itβs when
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Iβm gonna say it
Here we fucking go
Doodoo fart
<:ExcitedPepe:781198443665424424> <:KEK:726877368601411624>
Hello there
Go to bed
Hi
I want to swallow my gum
Iβm too lazy to get up and throw it out
Gum does taste good
However it is just plastic
I swallowed it
Worst feeling ever
It's fucking bedtime
No itβs NT
NOT
Literally is
Swallowing bubble gum never felt bad for me
I always gotta have gum
I gotta chew on shit or i get anxious as fuck
Apparently it's a mild mental disorder lol
Naw, you're just jumpy
Nuh uh
You ever feel like you have bad breath?
Why not breath into a jar?
Introducing:
***BREATH JAR***
the breath jar is slim and compactible so perfect to carry on the go, now you can make your breath smell like anything you want, anywhere you want. Itβs stylish, sexy, and strong, and itβs compact breathilization technology will make you look on fleek with the cutting edge of technology
Not only that, but we are coming out with the breath jar miniβs stick it in your mouth, and make your breath smell as glorious as can be, with minimal fuss.
Buff macho man: oh crap Iβm late to work, I forgot to brush my teeth, good things I have my breath jar! Iβve been saved from a day of embarrassment! *breaths into breath jar*
Group of Blonde girls outside his car window: omg, is that a breath jar?! Thatβs so sexy, like oh my gawd.
Cuts to a scene of him marrying one of the blonde groupies, they both have breath jars, everyone at the wedding has a breath jar, they breath into the jars at the same time
buff macho guy from before: now breath jar comes in manly flavors, like jerky or mint!
Cuts to blonde girl with her breath jar
Blonde girl: or womanly flavors of breath, like rosemary, or cocktails!
Little boy with his breath jar: or kid flavors, like lollipop or wedding cake
Gay guy: or gay flavors, like lavender
Whole town holding up breath jars: *breath jars are for everyone!*
Order your breath jar for 19.99, buy 2 and get an included breath jar mini, thatβs 50 dollars in value, for only 39.98!
But thereβs more! Order 3 breath jars and get the exclusive breath jar deluxe set! Thatβs twice the value, for half the price!
Call for more information
I saw a doctor and everything
I wrote that while high off my ass
They gave it a long ass name that i couldn't remember and everything
Go a while dropping it, you'll realize you're missing out on nothing
I tried<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>