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2020-12-06 05:07:29 UTC  

imagine shitting in others' pants

2020-12-06 05:07:41 UTC  

I can imagine

2020-12-06 05:07:50 UTC  

much more deadlier

2020-12-06 05:08:53 UTC  

Yeah

2020-12-06 05:10:02 UTC  

Sometimes just cause I can anything that typically should go in the toilet from my body will not go in there but instead the nearest victim’s part where it originated from

2020-12-06 05:13:02 UTC  

Maybe I am a monster

2020-12-06 05:13:08 UTC  

Or an insane person

2020-12-06 05:13:16 UTC  

That makes sense

2020-12-06 05:13:24 UTC  

.......

2020-12-06 05:15:10 UTC  

It’s not an if I go off it’s when

2020-12-06 05:17:01 UTC  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2020-12-06 05:23:58 UTC  

I’m gonna say it

2020-12-06 05:24:02 UTC  

Here we fucking go

2020-12-06 05:24:07 UTC  

Doodoo fart

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2020-12-06 05:27:04 UTC  

Hello there

2020-12-06 05:30:50 UTC  

Go to bed

I want to swallow my gum

I’m too lazy to get up and throw it out

2020-12-06 05:33:25 UTC  

Gum does taste good

2020-12-06 05:33:30 UTC  

However it is just plastic

2020-12-06 05:33:43 UTC  

It's fucking bedtime

2020-12-06 05:33:52 UTC  

Literally is

2020-12-06 05:33:52 UTC  

Swallowing bubble gum never felt bad for me

2020-12-06 05:35:02 UTC  

I always gotta have gum

2020-12-06 05:35:16 UTC  

I gotta chew on shit or i get anxious as fuck

2020-12-06 05:35:27 UTC  

Apparently it's a mild mental disorder lol

2020-12-06 05:36:04 UTC  

Naw, you're just jumpy

2020-12-06 05:36:10 UTC  

Nuh uh

2020-12-06 05:36:14 UTC  

You ever feel like you have bad breath?

Why not breath into a jar?

Introducing:

***BREATH JAR***

the breath jar is slim and compactible so perfect to carry on the go, now you can make your breath smell like anything you want, anywhere you want. It’s stylish, sexy, and strong, and it’s compact breathilization technology will make you look on fleek with the cutting edge of technology
Not only that, but we are coming out with the breath jar mini’s stick it in your mouth, and make your breath smell as glorious as can be, with minimal fuss.

Buff macho man: oh crap I’m late to work, I forgot to brush my teeth, good things I have my breath jar! I’ve been saved from a day of embarrassment! *breaths into breath jar*

Group of Blonde girls outside his car window: omg, is that a breath jar?! That’s so sexy, like oh my gawd.

Cuts to a scene of him marrying one of the blonde groupies, they both have breath jars, everyone at the wedding has a breath jar, they breath into the jars at the same time

buff macho guy from before: now breath jar comes in manly flavors, like jerky or mint!

Cuts to blonde girl with her breath jar

Blonde girl: or womanly flavors of breath, like rosemary, or cocktails!

Little boy with his breath jar: or kid flavors, like lollipop or wedding cake

Gay guy: or gay flavors, like lavender

Whole town holding up breath jars: *breath jars are for everyone!*

Order your breath jar for 19.99, buy 2 and get an included breath jar mini, that’s 50 dollars in value, for only 39.98!
But there’s more! Order 3 breath jars and get the exclusive breath jar deluxe set! That’s twice the value, for half the price!

Call for more information

2020-12-06 05:36:17 UTC  

I saw a doctor and everything

2020-12-06 05:36:22 UTC  

I wrote that while high off my ass

2020-12-06 05:36:28 UTC  

They gave it a long ass name that i couldn't remember and everything

2020-12-06 05:38:09 UTC  

Go a while dropping it, you'll realize you're missing out on nothing

2020-12-06 05:39:12 UTC  

I tried<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>