Can't even function without a glass of vodka

I'm surprised John Bell edwards let louisiana join

my barber tells me to take it off

I mean

like so dangerous

whatever

omg danger danger

I trust my barber

microdroplet emergency

he's a jew don't worry

jews don't get diseases

Go get your haircut in Amish Country

They don't wear masks

jews deflect microdroplets with their hands

super fast reflexes

I'll join them for a barnraising too

there's a reason we like to flick our hands everywhere while talking to another person

exactly

if we don't

we grow this special protective layer

and in our sleep we shed the old skin

if you dont then microdroplets will go into your cornea

oh no

alex jones level conspiracy

New Pokemon covid-19

shiny covid 19

what is it's moves:

its pink

Lol

pokemon go allows you to wear a mask in game

and a lot of people do it

Lol

latch and multiply: Damage over time, starting off as 0, then 30 scaling to 100

makes me sad

per turn btw

you heard what Tucker said a few nights ago?

turns out the health officials were wrong

they could have kept the schools open

but then they didn't, and more children died because of it

they knew they were wrong from the beginning, meaning they were lying

children learned nothing from online classes