whatever
omg danger danger
I trust my barber
microdroplet emergency
he's a jew don't worry
jews don't get diseases
Go get your haircut in Amish Country
They don't wear masks
jews deflect microdroplets with their hands
super fast reflexes
I'll join them for a barnraising too
there's a reason we like to flick our hands everywhere while talking to another person
exactly
if we don't
we grow this special protective layer
and in our sleep we shed the old skin
if you dont then microdroplets will go into your cornea
oh no
alex jones level conspiracy
New Pokemon covid-19
shiny covid 19
what is it's moves:
its pink
Lol
pokemon go allows you to wear a mask in game
and a lot of people do it
latch and multiply: Damage over time, starting off as 0, then 30 scaling to 100
makes me sad
per turn btw
you heard what Tucker said a few nights ago?
turns out the health officials were wrong
they could have kept the schools open
but then they didn't, and more children died because of it
they knew they were wrong from the beginning, meaning they were lying
children learned nothing from online classes
and we had even developed mental illnesses from it
some had even died because of those illnesses
Online classes suck tbh
I liked classes irl better
Don't you love it when medical officials forget that humans are social creatures and demand we be locked in our houses for months only to lead to a dramatic increase in suicides, thus negating the health benifits they were looking for?
