I swear if all that fat was muscle, he'd be a national security threat
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Bullets do no damage
Invincible
U ever look at a plane and wonder how the fuck that giant tube of metal can fly
No
Very clever math
And physics
It doesnt look like it should be able to happen
Or maybe you're just bad at math and physics
That is also correct yeah
Calm down, calm down!! It's not witchcraft!!
But i can make a mean paper airplane so
Fold one right now
Cringe
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If you can't fold a paper airplane, your life is a lie
omg i just sneezed out a lung
U know going through an airport would b a nightmare for me
why?
Bomb prank
I have so many metal implants from bone breaks that i go off in metal detectors lol
Iron Man is already here it seems
T 1000
How many times have you broken a bone?
I've never broken a bone
Like
15
Ish
...
What are you doing with your life
But only 5 of those i had to get metal plates for
How could you hurt yourself so many times
It's not hard to improve on garbage
Climbing trees and shit
Rafting also
Every time i try and go fucking rafting i broke something
So i stopped
Then don't break bones
