Just thicc
Deep fried glocks
I havent had a cream horn thingy in like 2 years
I can't eat that tho
You haven't seen thicc yet
Is that a threat<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>
Yes. I have a black friend who is a bit taller than me, and is at least 400 lbs
He is as wide as two adult humans
Unit
Yeesh, heaviest I've ever been is 190
I swear if all that fat was muscle, he'd be a national security threat
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Bullets do no damage
Invincible
U ever look at a plane and wonder how the fuck that giant tube of metal can fly
No
Very clever math
And physics
It doesnt look like it should be able to happen
Or maybe you're just bad at math and physics
That is also correct yeah
Calm down, calm down!! It's not witchcraft!!
But i can make a mean paper airplane so
Fold one right now
Cringe
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If you can't fold a paper airplane, your life is a lie
omg i just sneezed out a lung
U know going through an airport would b a nightmare for me
why?
Bomb prank
I have so many metal implants from bone breaks that i go off in metal detectors lol
Iron Man is already here it seems
T 1000
How many times have you broken a bone?
I've never broken a bone
Like
15
Ish
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