I could eat myself to death with those

I thought you nearly did already

225 pounds not dying

Just thicc

Deep fried glocks

I havent had a cream horn thingy in like 2 years

I can't eat that tho

You haven't seen thicc yet

Is that a threat<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

Yes. I have a black friend who is a bit taller than me, and is at least 400 lbs

He is as wide as two adult humans

Unit

Yeesh, heaviest I've ever been is 190

I swear if all that fat was muscle, he'd be a national security threat

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Bullets do no damage

Invincible

U ever look at a plane and wonder how the fuck that giant tube of metal can fly

No

Very clever math

And physics

It doesnt look like it should be able to happen

Or maybe you're just bad at math and physics

That is also correct yeah

Calm down, calm down!! It's not witchcraft!!

But i can make a mean paper airplane so

Fold one right now

No

Cringe

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If you can't fold a paper airplane, your life is a lie

omg i just sneezed out a lung

U know going through an airport would b a nightmare for me

why?

Bomb prank

I have so many metal implants from bone breaks that i go off in metal detectors lol

Iron Man is already here it seems

T 1000

How many times have you broken a bone?

I've never broken a bone

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