Message from @Vice President SwagLord

Discord ID: 786786187460608030


2020-12-11 02:42:58 UTC  

I do it because I hate mosquitoes

2020-12-11 02:43:08 UTC  

and apprently they hate garlic

2020-12-11 02:43:34 UTC  

Mosquito lives matter

2020-12-11 02:43:54 UTC  

Mosquitoes are like insurance salesman

2020-12-11 02:43:56 UTC  

If that’s what it takes to get mosquitoes away I’ll do it

2020-12-11 02:43:58 UTC  

Let's be nice to other members everyone and not being annoying

2020-12-11 02:44:14 UTC  

they just want to suck you blood dry to make more of em

2020-12-11 02:44:15 UTC  

What

2020-12-11 02:44:33 UTC  

Yea but dude mosquitos spend their days sipping nectar from flowers and chilling

2020-12-11 02:44:42 UTC  

not the chicks

2020-12-11 02:44:47 UTC  

<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

2020-12-11 02:44:53 UTC  

they want to blood for the eggs

2020-12-11 02:44:55 UTC  

I hate mosquitoes

2020-12-11 02:45:10 UTC  

girl mosquitoes are annoying

2020-12-11 02:46:07 UTC  

my blood isn't for you ya damn tiny ass vampires

2020-12-11 02:46:23 UTC  

yeah but was Brandon Bernard innocent 😳

2020-12-11 02:46:46 UTC  

I’ve had a bunch of people say he is and a bunch of people say he wasn’t now i’m confused

2020-12-11 02:46:54 UTC  

also don't want some rich asshat cloning me into an abomination long after I die

2020-12-11 02:47:16 UTC  

just to be an attraction at an amusement park

2020-12-11 02:47:18 UTC  

Jurasic park

2020-12-11 02:47:24 UTC  

lmao

2020-12-11 02:48:25 UTC  

like the book literally states the dinosaurs were made to be more dangerous for the sake of being entertaining

2020-12-11 02:48:51 UTC  

why the actual fuck would you do that? FOR AN AMUSEMENT PARK

2020-12-11 02:48:57 UTC  

Chad clones dinos vs virgin actual dinos

2020-12-11 02:49:03 UTC  

Mario life matter

2020-12-11 02:49:12 UTC  

Mega Chad

2020-12-11 02:49:19 UTC  

:0

2020-12-11 02:49:19 UTC  

Taxes matter <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-12-11 02:49:23 UTC  

Oh frick

2020-12-11 02:49:32 UTC  

He had to say it

2020-12-11 02:49:39 UTC  

Doesn't mario dump yoshi into a pit to make a jump?

2020-12-11 02:49:54 UTC  

@Orange. are you going to post a Mario video

2020-12-11 02:50:11 UTC  

That’s his stupid ass cousin @BIRdOS

2020-12-11 02:50:21 UTC  

No you gonna warn me

2020-12-11 02:50:21 UTC  

use the thing that saved your sorry ass life as a springboard that can die

2020-12-11 02:50:27 UTC  

No

2020-12-11 02:51:28 UTC  

);

2020-12-11 02:51:58 UTC  

Not gonna lie, I like shitposting wayyy to much

2020-12-11 02:52:05 UTC  

can't yoshi's use their tongues?

2020-12-11 02:52:12 UTC  

Idk man

2020-12-11 02:52:26 UTC  

Yoshi