Message from @nahash
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hahaha
i know that feel
dat smug bastard
Still fucking tranny without condom
Kek
also Will Wheaton is the best example on how you can fuck up your career just because you want too much
at least he has something to tell for his grand-children
you done goofed, during your mid life crisis you are going to be on a tranny gangbang spree
"listen kids when granpa was young we fucked trannies so hard they cried for pussy"
was it like a tranny that actually looks like a girl
if you look on /r/traps like 90 percent of them are barely even trying
tfw he didn't realize the 6'5 girl was a tranny
as I said, until it undressed, I didn't have the slightest idea that it could be anything else than a girl
Superior Nordic genetics
hm
probably my worst hookup was with a palestinian chick
tell us
so are you pro israel ethnostate then
She was made of hummus
wait are you jewish <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>
does it matter?
was a question
no
please continue
i want to know the blasteninian chicks endgame
it also explains why friend is now using hormones <:aliOK:251417852156837888>
so she lived near a place i was staying at, like maybe half an hour away by walking not including checkpoints and such
She couldn't go into West Jerusalem easily because she was palestinian and she was too stubborn to accept the israeli citizenship that was offered to her
long story short, I go to her house, walked through a sketchy arab village, pretty much violated all of the safety rules set out to us in basic training
ouch
i knock, she's there, we talk and smoke hookah together
she tries to initiate, im like fuck it
when i grow up i will also be a chad
sex was amazing because of the whole political tension but after I'm done, I notice that my rifle isn't where I put it
one of the worst things you can do in the IDF is lose your rifle, court martial, possibly prison
specialy for "enemy" side
If I lost my service rifle while in a palestinian village that I'm not supposed to be in and it was stolen by the palestinian thot, i would be in prison
Or you could just become an Arab. Problem solved. Live happily ever after. 👍
I ask her where the gun is, she says I don't know, I get angry and start looking around for it