Message from @nahash
Discord ID: 377187508355727360
How the fuck did you lose that? Kek. I understand a tavor, thing is tiny
>move to Swtzerland
>meet super cute girl in train
>have a nice conversation
>exchange phone numbers
>write in whatsapp for a while
>she wants me to visit her in her mountain village
>go to mountain village
>she shows me around the village and talks for hours about every stone of the fucking village
>she knows half of the cow's names of all farmers that we pass by
>she talks and talks and talks
>start talking about the cow bells, explains the history
>ends with "and this is why every Swiss cow has a bell"
>me: "ok... and... where's yours?"
i have no idea how i lost it
tfw gf wants to go to switzerland
tfw gonna get cucked by a rich aryan swiss guy
i was really tense so i guess i set it aside and then forgot about it, after the sex i was too busy panicking to think
religious girls are insane
In bed
Which is kind if weird but I suppose I understand.
yeah, its like a spring
Dunno how you'd convince someone to chop off a chunk of dick otherwise
if you push down on a spring really hard, the recoil is very strong
you know whats more insane than a religious girl, a transgender girl
if you press on someone's sexuality throughout puberty, the recoil will be insane
I don't know how religious she was, but she showed me some family photos and most of the people were orthodox according to the clothing @nahash
but I'm not a Jew professional
she got them khazar milkies?
This mummy meme is the worst meme to ever come out of the internet
I don' t understand
tfw you will never be ben shapiros obnoxious goyim brother in law that he absolutely despises
probably biggest titted girl I've ever had
nice, what size do you think
90Dish?
Biggest I've had was like 36G
I don't know
oh I only know German sizes
I don't know how to convert the scale
but too big for one hand
What is with all these weird bust measurements?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just measure by volume like civilized people
my hand as a reference, IBM Model M for scale
oh nice
darn you are one hairy mofo
:P
Holy cowtits
Are you pajeet
no