I hear we've brought back the firing sqaud. 👀

I asked for a glock and never got one. Lies straight from the fat man Santa.

I had the idea before you I just type slow

He made a kid cry because "no guns"

yeah but that kid is lucky

because he got like 50 nerf guns from lots of people

Lol

I’d be scarred.

i don't remember anything from when i was a kid

In the words of my good friend and mentor Uncle Joe:
People are the source of all problems. No people? No problem.

I figured out my parents were full of bull about Santa when I was like 2.

psh 2

you didn't even know what you were

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in the words of a genius

charlie bit me

I was a dinosaur, actually.

woah epicito

Biggest moral question: Should you tell your kids that Santa is legit?

Except you're not a genius.

My dad came back from a hunting trip and was tracking mud on the floor from his boots and told me it was santa

no no

charlie bit me kid is a geniu

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I'm trying to understand your words. 😄

DAMN

you don't know the charlie bit me kid??

I don't know. Should we?

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I honestly don’t know.

i think it's okay to lie to kids if it makes them happy

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My parents told me Santa wasn’t real

Didn’t really affect my life

This is the media's viewpoint too, right?

Negatively

idk?

Do what my parents did say Santa is real and let them figure it out on their own

I probably wouldn’t do the whole Santa thing.

i guess i should say if it makes them happy and isn't dangerous

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