oof

i don't like vr

Why?

I’m gonna get some air and some dust for Christmas.

spent 400 bucks on the rift s

Is santa demo or republican?

just don't like it

Nevermind

Santa is a communist.

100%

Not the mall santa

yes the mall santa

Especially the one that pays

But what if you're on the naughty list?

guns are bad mkay

Yes the mall santa

dave is copycat

That guy was a dick

I hear we've brought back the firing sqaud. 👀

I asked for a glock and never got one. Lies straight from the fat man Santa.

I had the idea before you I just type slow

He made a kid cry because "no guns"

yeah but that kid is lucky

because he got like 50 nerf guns from lots of people

Lol

I’d be scarred.

i don't remember anything from when i was a kid

In the words of my good friend and mentor Uncle Joe:
People are the source of all problems. No people? No problem.

I figured out my parents were full of bull about Santa when I was like 2.

psh 2

you didn't even know what you were

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in the words of a genius

charlie bit me

I was a dinosaur, actually.

woah epicito

Biggest moral question: Should you tell your kids that Santa is legit?

Except you're not a genius.

My dad came back from a hunting trip and was tracking mud on the floor from his boots and told me it was santa

no no

charlie bit me kid is a geniu