Message from @Vice-God Emperor Cider

Discord ID: 789754145770569729


2020-12-19 07:18:01 UTC  

I’d be scarred.

2020-12-19 07:18:13 UTC  

i don't remember anything from when i was a kid

2020-12-19 07:18:32 UTC  

In the words of my good friend and mentor Uncle Joe:
People are the source of all problems. No people? No problem.

2020-12-19 07:18:35 UTC  

I figured out my parents were full of bull about Santa when I was like 2.

2020-12-19 07:18:43 UTC  

psh 2

2020-12-19 07:18:48 UTC  

you didn't even know what you were

2020-12-19 07:19:02 UTC  

<:ZedBiden:769281795228958740>

2020-12-19 07:19:19 UTC  

in the words of a genius

2020-12-19 07:19:21 UTC  

charlie bit me

2020-12-19 07:19:29 UTC  

I was a dinosaur, actually.

2020-12-19 07:19:39 UTC  

woah epicito

2020-12-19 07:20:06 UTC  

Biggest moral question: Should you tell your kids that Santa is legit?

2020-12-19 07:20:10 UTC  

Except you're not a genius.

2020-12-19 07:20:14 UTC  

My dad came back from a hunting trip and was tracking mud on the floor from his boots and told me it was santa

2020-12-19 07:20:14 UTC  

no no

2020-12-19 07:20:19 UTC  

charlie bit me kid is a geniu

2020-12-19 07:20:20 UTC  

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2020-12-19 07:20:43 UTC  

I'm trying to understand your words. 😄

2020-12-19 07:20:46 UTC  

DAMN

2020-12-19 07:20:52 UTC  

you don't know the charlie bit me kid??

2020-12-19 07:21:01 UTC  

I don't know. Should we?

2020-12-19 07:21:01 UTC  

<:What:771402897984061553>

2020-12-19 07:21:12 UTC  

I honestly don’t know.

2020-12-19 07:21:13 UTC  

i think it's okay to lie to kids if it makes them happy

2020-12-19 07:21:14 UTC  

<:LaptopFromHell:769282904316313601>

2020-12-19 07:21:28 UTC  

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real

2020-12-19 07:21:34 UTC  

Didn’t really affect my life

2020-12-19 07:21:36 UTC  

This is the media's viewpoint too, right?

2020-12-19 07:21:39 UTC  

Negatively

2020-12-19 07:21:43 UTC  

idk?

2020-12-19 07:21:57 UTC  

Do what my parents did say Santa is real and let them figure it out on their own

2020-12-19 07:22:11 UTC  

I probably wouldn’t do the whole Santa thing.

2020-12-19 07:22:12 UTC  

i guess i should say if it makes them happy and isn't dangerous

2020-12-19 07:22:39 UTC  

there are more stuff

2020-12-19 07:22:45 UTC  

but if it's just about santa i say it's okay

2020-12-19 07:22:47 UTC  

What is the best Christmas movie?

2020-12-19 07:22:55 UTC  

Die Hard.

2020-12-19 07:23:03 UTC  

everyone always says that

2020-12-19 07:23:05 UTC  

My parents just never said if he was or wasn’t. They just kept in the gray area. That’s probably the best way.

2020-12-19 07:23:14 UTC  

My parents would say something from Hallmark but i hate Hallmark

2020-12-19 07:23:22 UTC  

just say you don't know if he is real