Message from @Tervy

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2017-11-12 21:21:42 UTC  

@Kaytee pukko are really pretty that's true

2017-11-12 21:21:51 UTC  

@Cole Ever had an occasion to prove "why do you need this" people why those htings are useful?

2017-11-12 21:22:08 UTC  

>need

2017-11-12 21:22:17 UTC  

lmao, every day

2017-11-12 21:22:20 UTC  

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

2017-11-12 21:22:34 UTC  

How do you say that in windmill?

2017-11-12 21:23:07 UTC  

@Cole I've been involved in two

2017-11-12 21:23:26 UTC  

>why do you need a flashlight I have one in my phone (even here on csg)
>why do you carry such a big knife (10 seconds later: can I borrow your knife)

as for the resqme thing, usually talking with people who have been to accidents or were in one themselves, I don't need to explain anything, they're like "holy shit buy this for me"

2017-11-12 21:24:01 UTC  

@Cole they're also some of the most comfortable knives to use, any grip

2017-11-12 21:24:34 UTC  

Where'd you get yours, scaly man?

2017-11-12 21:24:38 UTC  

so many knives are designed for scrub boyscout grip and you can't really do anything else with em

2017-11-12 21:25:06 UTC  

puukko stays out of your way with just enough belly to be comfortable wether you have it backwards for whittling or three finger four finger palm supportive, any grip

2017-11-12 21:26:01 UTC  

you kinda have to actually know how to use a knife with em though, no finger guard

2017-11-12 21:26:07 UTC  

@fireglow chinks literally copy the resqme, but I'd check it out on some old car window and seatbelt before carrying it with me daily https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3-in-1-Emergency-Mini-Safety-Hammer-Auto-Car-Window-Glass-Breaker-Seat-Belt-Cutter-Rescue/32691903888.html

2017-11-12 21:26:26 UTC  

worst near death experience

>drive 270 km/h on German highway
>3 lanes
>be on right lane
>no cars at all
>truck doing 80 in front of me
>smart car behind truck
>switch to middle lane
>assume smart car wants to pass truck
>switch to far left lane just in case
>approaching
>smart car goes middle lane
>still a few 100 meters away from both
>this absolute madman goes to the left lane doing roughly 90 km/h while I'm almost there
>full break
>lose control over car
>manage to slide between both in middle lane, still being above 200
>gain back control

2017-11-12 21:27:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/379381665484767244/9c0.png

2017-11-12 21:27:22 UTC  

I've had two trucks overtake each other at night, in the rain, over the horizon

2017-11-12 21:27:29 UTC  

That must've been a ball shrinking experience

2017-11-12 21:27:32 UTC  

I drive over the horizon, two walls in front of me

2017-11-12 21:27:42 UTC  

i slided under the reindeer with motorbike

2017-11-12 21:27:59 UTC  

given it was jumping but still

2017-11-12 21:28:06 UTC  

I swerved and SOMEHOW managed to not fall into the ditch and move just next to the truck

2017-11-12 21:28:38 UTC  

@porco thats already the second crazy car story from you, or is it the same event?

2017-11-12 21:28:42 UTC  

I stopped and I was shaking so much and had to tell myself like 10 times to not turn around and chase the truck down

2017-11-12 21:28:50 UTC  

@JHWH it's the second

2017-11-12 21:29:08 UTC  

I used to drive 60'000 km / year for my previous work

2017-11-12 21:29:13 UTC  

most of it in Germany

2017-11-12 21:29:16 UTC  

I've seen some shit

2017-11-12 21:29:33 UTC  

>driving for a living

I know those feels

2017-11-12 21:29:44 UTC  

it was not driving for a living, it was an ISP

2017-11-12 21:29:55 UTC  

but there were data centers all across Europe

2017-11-12 21:30:04 UTC  

and I periodically needed to be in all of them

2017-11-12 21:30:25 UTC  

oh

2017-11-12 21:30:29 UTC  

@porco did you read the OVH case 2 days ago

2017-11-12 21:30:38 UTC  

no

2017-11-12 21:30:40 UTC  

what is it about?

2017-11-12 21:33:00 UTC  

The previous one is good because you can carry it with your keys, for when you're driving with a maniac friend or don't want to mount something permanently to your vehicle

2017-11-12 21:33:15 UTC  

@porco >bad typo in /etc/sysconfig/network-scripts/ifcfg-yourinterface > systemctl restart network

2017-11-12 21:33:17 UTC  

But then again the spring might fuck up with time