it grants you more freedom...

plus having extra money around in case of an emergency like a fucking fire or torando

or in case your toilet leaks and you need to buy new tiles and fix the floor and toilet

In our case it was the tub

are we going to go through all the things we could buy with money or are you good?

nah I'm good for now

If I come up with more though

bc i was planning on buying $600 worth of blankets to send to china as a peace offering.. I just don't know which retirement home in NY to send them to for a week first.

make one giant blanket

maybe i could get illegal chinese sweat shop workers to make them and just be diabolical as hell....

indian gift them to kung flu prone hospitals and wammy.

Yo

Yo

Ask Cuomo, I’m sure he’s got a good grasp of that

I wish we could take the libs and push em somewhere else

We need the libs

maybe make them their own little island

Other way around, the libs need us

Hello

what is we sold them 1x1 square foot islands and let them live on them

Conservatives make everything the libs take

Can't do that they dont believe in land ownership

Or guns

are the constitutionalists pushing the unconstitutionalists out? Or is are the constitutionalists surrounded?

Libs: Grasshopper
Conservatives: Ants

just look at the coasts and think for yourself

Yeah, they kind of run things into the ground

Good entrepreneurs, but terrible managers

Is that where fossil fuel comes from

Tears of liberals past

you can actually fit the entire population of the world shoulder to shoulder on one of the islands of hawaii

Gonna need proof of that sir

And some random island off Scotland

Visual evidence

wanna get started?

The black Republicans are usually business owners or people who have a great lives after having horrible ones

how dare you use that color

i'll start the free money campaign for the island.... you distribute or would you like the latter role?

you mean when you actually work hard and try to earn a living you can, even though you're not white?

Aye, its in their interest to support Republican policies after that

whodathunkit